Complete DIY kit available to order now for just £8.99 (plus postage). Click the pic to order now!
Alternatively you can get the pattern + free photo tutorial emailed to you immediately for £3.50, or commission me to crochet one for you for £25 + postage.
Give the gift of a new skill and two Jeremy Hunt Voodoo Pincushionswith this DIY Crochet Kit!
Using a few basic stitches you can create a small woollen effigy of the soulless dementor we currently have the misfortune to call our Health Minister and vent your frustrations from the safety of your own home!
He might not feel it (does he feel anything?), but I hope it will help to relieve your symptoms of anger and frustration at what this utter monster is doing to our precious health service.
It also makes an excellent pincushion (and is therefore quite possibly the most useful thing Mr Hunt has done to date).
This kit contains everything needed to make TWO Jeremy Hunt pincushions, including full instructions with photo tutorials for the beginner, materials and colour pattern.
- 1 x 3.5mm ergonomic crochet hook
- 1 x plastic darning needle
- 1 x 25g ball of medium brown yarn
- 2 x 25g balls of flesh pink yarn
- 4 x malevolent eyes made from felt
- 30g Polyester fibrefill stuffing
- Beginner basic stitch instructions with photo tutorial
- Jeremy Hunt Pincushion crochet pattern
Not included: scissors, glue.
Alternatively you can buy the pattern and tutorial without materials, or order a ready-made pincushion - see www.snorkersimaginarium.com/shop for details.
If you have any comments or questions, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
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