Inhuman Brexipede - DIY Crochet Kit

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Inhuman Brexipede - DIY Crochet Kit

25.00

Unsure what to get your loved ones for Christmas this year? SURPRISE THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH THIS - a complete crochet kit to make their very own Inhuman Brexipede!

This kit contains all materials and tools needed, along with the most grotesque crochet pattern ever written AND a basic stitch photo tutorial.

Make it, and then kill it with fire.

Included:

3.5mm crochet hook

Knitters needle

Yellow Eyelash Yarn – 10g

Polyester Fibrefill Stuffing

Craft Wire (a small amount for Rees-Mogg's glasses)

Tiny top hat

Farage's UPRIK badge

Black card (Gove's glasses)

2 x 'pearl' type small beads

4 x furry brown/dark pipe cleaners

DK Yarns:

Flesh Pink – 125g

Medium-Dark Grey - 25g (Farage & Rees-Mogg's Hair)

Beige – 25g (Gove's hair)

Dusky Pink – 10g (for mouths – optional)

Bright pink – 10g (for nipples and bumholes)

Black – 2g (Gove's beady eyes)

Silvery Grey – 25g (Theresa May's head and body)

Medium Grey - 10g (Theresa May's hair)

Chocolate Brown – 10g (Brexshit)

Various eyes (made from felt)

You will need:

Sewing needle and thread

Scissors

Glue (I like Tacky PVA)

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